Just to make everyone aware that a Defibrillator is available at each event and can be located with the STEWARDS.
Here are some shocking and funny jokes about defibrillators:
It is uncommon for a defibrillator to break, but when it does, no one is shocked.
The defibrillator is used when someone is having a heart attack or trying to leave early.
What does a cardiac nurse say at a spooky Halloween party? "Ghost [CLEAR!]"
Why did the defibrillator get promoted? It really knows how to charge up the team.
If you start to fib, I will paddle you.
What's a defibrillator's favorite kind of music? Anything with a heavy beat.
