Lets talk rubbish.

Just a reminder to take your rubbish home if camping on a meet up to 5 days,

For THS meets we will provide recycling bins or skip.

Short Puns & One-Liners

  • I am only here because I love a good waste of time.

  • Why do I keep making garbage puns? Because I'm a litter-ary genius.

  • Don't worry, I bin thinking about some better material all day.

  • My sense of humor is completely bio-degradable.

  • I take recycling very liter-ally.

  • My bin and I have a sorted relationship.

  • I just saw a documentary about recycled paper. It was tear-able!

  • Don't waste your laughs—recycle them.

Classic Rubbish Jokes

  • Why don't bins ever go on holiday?
    Because they can’t handle the baggage!

  • Why did the garbage man quit his job?
    He was tired of all the trash talking.

  • Why did the trash go to the doctor?
    It was feeling a bit rubbish.

  • Have you heard the joke about the wheelie bin?
    It’s absolute rubbish!

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